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California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.
P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."
by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016
mugGet the California Traffic Jammug.

California

"Yeah I've been to California. I nearly wanted to actually be in hell."
by realdonladtrump November 12, 2020
mugGet the Californiamug.

California

A state that’s untouchable like Elliot Ness .
by Eminemstan17 April 2, 2021
mugGet the Californiamug.

California Diamonds

Sparkly crystals typically found on pavement in parking ramps, parking lots and sides of streets. These crystals are mined through efforts of extreme greed, mainly in the regions of San Francisco, Oakland and San Jose. Authorities haven’t pursued the regulation of the harvesting of these crystals and in fact encouraged it through policy decisions leaving the free market to drive their harvesting. Entities like Safelite and AAA have greatly profited greatly from the sharp rise in their popularity. Generally harvested by lower class populations due to the low bar to enter this highly lucrative sector, it has lead to explosive growth. Driven by demand, consumers don’t seem to care the color or clarity unlike more traditional precious stones, gray, green and blue are the most common shades.
“Wow, look at all these California Diamonds on the ground in this parking garage! I don’t think these are ethnically sourced, let’s park somewhere else.”
by midwestisthebestwest August 12, 2023
mugGet the California Diamondsmug.

Ramona, California

A small rural town in northeastern San Diego county aka. R-Town to idiots and Boomers (the R stands for racism) who are positive all of their problems come from dem city folk, despite living 20 minutes from the 12th largest city in the US.
A: Let's hop on in my Punisher skull truck even though I never read the comics and go to Ramona, California to beat up some Mexicans and queers! Trump 2024!
B: I don't know man. My drunk uncle on Facebook said AntiFa was bussing up a busload of people to riot and burn down all of our chicken coops... Wait? That's didn't happen. And it's stupid as fuck to even think it might happen? Well, in that case, hell yeah brother. I brought my cop buddy along too so we can take turns sucking his dick later. Back the Blue! Trump 2024!
by rtownsupporter September 30, 2024
mugGet the Ramona, Californiamug.

California Christmas Tree

Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking

or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
by Joseph_Stuntin December 14, 2024
mugGet the California Christmas Treemug.

California

A state that’s untouchable like Elliot Ness
That California Love song by Tupac is dope !!!
by Eminemstan17 April 12, 2021
mugGet the Californiamug.

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