by S0900 December 10, 2018
Get the Merry Christmas but Fuck youmug. by edenjoyful@gmail.com November 5, 2019
Get the Christmasmug. Christmas Rory is the day prior to Christmas Eve. It falls on December 23rd every year and can be celebrated by opening one early Christmas gift and a trip to the pub.
Friend #1: “Hey what are you doing for Christmas Rory?
Friend #2: “We’re going out to the pub to celebrate, you should join us!”
Friend #2: “We’re going out to the pub to celebrate, you should join us!”
by pearl1000 December 24, 2022
Get the Christmas Rorymug. A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.
Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.
by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019
Get the Christmas bastardmug. The special feeling one has around the holidays when first-class mail takes more than a week to reach its destination.
by pseudopoz January 1, 2025
Get the DeJoy of Christmasmug. by the rizz god December 24, 2023
Get the wet christmasmug. When you go to the mall sit on the piece of shit they have playing Santa and accidently slide between his knees and he has a gay little elf named Tim ready to eat the groceries.
Hey Jan, did you notice the way Tim was ready to eat your christmas salad as soon as you slid of old saint nicks lap.
by Ishootupbagels December 9, 2017
Get the christmas saladmug.