When your boyfriend says he's making a fancy dinner & always chooses something that takes about 10 minutes to make with minimal effort
Natalie: I think Dan said he's making a fancy dinner tonight since I made lamb chops & asparagus last week...
Grace: Ohh what's he making ?!
Natalie: I dunno, probly his usual boyfriend dinner...either spaghetti or deli ham salad...
Grace: Ohh what's he making ?!
Natalie: I dunno, probly his usual boyfriend dinner...either spaghetti or deli ham salad...
by Bratarle June 8, 2015
Get the boyfriend dinnermug. by BlueEyedDevil143 March 27, 2023
Get the Ratchet Ass Boyfriendmug. an old boyfriend who you dumped because it was hard to date at the time and then goes and dates your best friend the next week. Then your best friend becomes your ex best friend and your ex boyfriend becomes a fucking douche bad and you try to talk to him but he acts like he's so cool because he thinks you want him back but you don't!
by im_fine123 December 15, 2017
Get the ex boyfriendmug. by ark! December 3, 2022
Get the boyfriendmug. A male person who is destined to be a footnote in your sexual history. All your shared memories with him will eventually exist only in your fading memory. Your relationship with him was started specifically so that it could end eventually. The essence of your relationship is to extract pleasure from him as possible before he or you ultimately disappoint and the relation is over. In our throw away society, he is eventually relegated to the trash heap and replaced by the new shiny boy who you take down from the shelf. As the nurse in the waiting room says: "NEXT!" And, as has been said before: "Men are like buses; wait a few minutes and another will come along."
by Curmudgeoncake November 20, 2021
Get the Boyfriendmug. by sophielovessza December 29, 2021
Get the perfect boyfriendmug. the most amazing, caring person you will ever meet, and hes the only person ive ever loved and i will never love anyone more than i love him
by thatssussy September 4, 2021
Get the my boyfriendmug.