He told you he wanted to marry you on the fourth date. He quit college and told you to relax when you said you were concerned about their future. You'll feel guilty thinking about guys who actually take their girlfriends out after he stops wanting to go places. Before you know it some girl says she's dating him. The ex boyfriend isn't serious about marriage and has tons of ex girlfriends that you never knew about. He'll disappear from your life.
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an old boyfriend who you dumped because it was hard to date at the time and then goes and dates your best friend the next week. Then your best friend becomes your ex best friend and your ex boyfriend becomes a fucking douche bad and you try to talk to him but he acts like he's so cool because he thinks you want him back but you don't!
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(1) It removes any anxiety/jealousy dat da dude might otherwise feel while you're "dabbin' it up" wif his sweetie-pie, since he'll be right there to observe everything dat happens. Plus he will be grateful to you for thoughtfully "including" him in said pleasant activities, so dat he doesn't feel "left out" at all.
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(1) It removes any anxiety/jealousy dat da dude might otherwise feel while you're "dabbin' it up" wif his sweetie-pie, since he'll be right there to observe everything dat happens. Plus he will be grateful to you for thoughtfully "including" him in said pleasant activities, so dat he doesn't feel "left out" at all.
(2) It helps da **girl** to feel more comfy wif your affectionate attentions, too, of course, since she no longer will hafta be concerned dat any of da activities dat she shares wif you might be considered "doing something behind her dream-guy's back". And again, there will be da same strong element of appreciation towards you, just as in Example #1 --- da gal will respect you for inviting her honey-bear to "come along for da ride", and so this will earn you lots of extra "brownie-points" wif HER, too.
(3) It will allow da dude to actually observe and experience all of da nice stuff dat you and Miss Cutie-Pie love to share, so dat he can clearly see first-hand what things she most enjoys, and how she likes dem performed. This can be especially helpful and welcome for a dude who is a bit clumsy and/or unaware, and thus he has not always been able to give Miss Smileysweet da more “delicate” nuances dat she craves when he’s “puttin’ da lovies” to her, such as rubbing her neck/back/limbs/feet in a truly soothing/sensuous manner, making discreet/diplomatic word-choices in “awkward” situations, etc.
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