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pigeon boobs

When a woman has lop sided, saggy breasts that move back and forth whenever she walks.
Eewwwww dude! That bitch has pigeon boobs!
by Jessfuckinhayorite January 4, 2018
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muffin boobs

Muffin boobs is when a girl has boobs that are so defored the look like the top of a muffin.
"Look at that girls muffin boobs!"

"Gloria has some nasty muffin boobs."
by GlideAbove December 16, 2013
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carrot boobs

when instead of drooping naturally, a pair of breasts point outward more than is reasonably expected. This phenomena indicates that the enitre breast--not just the nips--are pointing, seemingly defying Newtonian physics. Causes remain unknown.
My brother-in-law calls my wife "carrot boobs" because her breasts intermittenly poke out like nubby carrots. I hate that douche canoe.
by carrotboobs1278 December 9, 2008
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Bare Boob

"Dude I just touched Michelle bare boob"
by Baby Cheeses December 8, 2016
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Man Boobs

Man boobs is when the man is just so fat, you can make out two titty shape on his chest. This is extremely common throughout the US, where recent statistics shows that a shocking 98% of US male (ranging from fetus to corpse, only in the US of course) actually have man boobs.

The term given, by a recent scholar, is "moobs".
Moobs cannot be cured, as it is in all American male's gene to be fat and ridiculous, I am sorry, I cannot help you.

Scientist have speculated that in the future, because so many man in the US have moobs, 98% of the male offspring will be transformed into half male half female, fat, ugly, but with huge titties.
1: BLAH BLAH BLAH.....

2: WHOA! You got Man Boobs? Mooooobs.....

1: Really? Wow, I'm only 6 : )

2: Puberty is awesome.

The example shown, also includes the example of a retarded American, who cannot determine the difference between growing moobs and reaching puberty.
by U MAD? July 19, 2012
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Blue boobs

When a nursing woman's breasts become full of milk and it becomes painful.
Like blue balls but for women
I haven't pumped in awhile, it's so sore I think I have blue boobs
by Inkedphotographer April 22, 2016
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boob rate

is the ratio obtained by dividing the number of a girl's photos showing boobs and cleavages by her total number of photos in a social media channel.
Dude 1 : Woah, look at these boobs !
Dude 2 : Yeah, I knew that girl in college, she has a big boob rate.
by Emptydictionary December 15, 2014
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