A young adult with a shitty beard that is easily upset over anything considered "woke" or might seem that way. Their beard is typically their only defining trait and is a cover for a lack of personality.
Jim was instantly pissed at trailer for the LoTr tv series and exlaimed, "They better not WOKE it up." His mom's girlfriend laughed and responded, "You don't have to watch it, ya weak-beard havin' ass."
by MacaroniSounds February 20, 2022
Get the Weak-beardmug. Originally from the minds of Reeves and Motimer. To put something off. To procrastinate by perfoming arbitrary, non-important tasks.
We can't sit around here grilling beards all day.
Sorry I'm late dude, I've had to grill some pretty big beards.
I could get on with my work, or I could grill some beards. Beard grilling usually wins out.
Sorry I'm late dude, I've had to grill some pretty big beards.
I could get on with my work, or I could grill some beards. Beard grilling usually wins out.
by Pocket Beatnik January 20, 2008
Get the grilling beardsmug. “Hey did you hear the new Amon Amarth album?”
“Yeah, that man’s voice has a beard”
“A bearded voice indeed.”
“Silence, brit.”
“Yeah, that man’s voice has a beard”
“A bearded voice indeed.”
“Silence, brit.”
by Ceasze August 5, 2020
Get the Bearded voicemug. by YoMamaSo April 3, 2023
Get the Tolstoys Beardmug. Vincent beard (vin-sin-t / bee-rd)
When a man can’t grow a beard naturally and resorts to using minoxidil for hair growth. This results in an artificial beard that looks natural but is still fake bruh💀
When a man can’t grow a beard naturally and resorts to using minoxidil for hair growth. This results in an artificial beard that looks natural but is still fake bruh💀
by Moosebrah September 23, 2022
Get the Vincent beardmug. My wife works till I get credit where's my said she started her period And I told her I'm ready to make my Irish beard
by Mario Snowballs February 8, 2023
Get the Irish beardmug. Last night to celebrate our anniversary, my girlfriend and I did a Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage in her parents bathroom.
by Chillosophy October 4, 2017
Get the Blumpkin: Red Beard of Couragemug.