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Neck breaking seats

The front seats of a movie theater where extended neck muscle straining leaves you sore and wishing for a trip to a chiropractor.
All the good seats are sold out; I guess we'll have to buy the neck breaking seats
by GlueBank January 8, 2020
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Bush-beating

Beating a bushy Vagina with a dangling dick. Specially beating off a dangling dick to a bushy vagina
Tom was bush-beating clair.
by dak280 March 23, 2020
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Syllable Beatings

Syllable Beatings is a form a punishment where the parent,guardian, friend, or figure in the active role; spanks or hits the person in the passive role(receiving), in a rhythmic fashion that aligns with the words that they are saying. For each word that is spouted out, a blow or series of blows hits the receiver for each syllable in that word.

In the most common cases of Syllable Beatings. The parent or guardian will tell the child what to do or not to do as each blow connects. The length of the sentence and beating is determined by what the child did wrong and the general mood of the parent. An upset parent and a child that made a wrong involving a noun with a more than average amount of syllables, will result in a longer beating.

In some cases however, some parents catch on to a short session of Syllable Beating, and will add additional syllables to the beating, to prolong the length of the disciplinary action.

Example:
Don't *spank* you *spank* ever *spank* break * My * Re * frig * er * a * tor * a * gain * or * I * will * beat * you * sense * less *
Tommy: My mom gave me syllable beatings last night... I should have broken a cup instead to shorten the length of the beating.

Tommy's Brother: Nah man, it didn't matter what you broke, mom was in a bad mood. She was going to make it last long no matter what!
by Feybred April 20, 2020
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Screen-Breaking

When you unplug, eactivate your social media accounts, and disappear for a three-day weekend/holiday.
During quarantine, your Screen-Breaking options are Scrabble and homemade sushi, but we're planning a group camping trip for summer Screen-Breaking.
by mysticklemom April 27, 2020
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Double Baking

When a women bare-backs two different guys in one night, and takes both loads in the vag.
I’m sorry son, but I don’t know who your daddy is. I was double baking that night.”
by Yrrdrasil September 19, 2020
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HooooBJGAN BEATING

A BAND OR GROUP OF individuals that BEAT UP OTHER warLUMs in THE STREET'S JUST like rELBJALOOD OUT OR DIE HOOOOBJGAN BEATEr'S AND BeJROVBLUE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR OUR violent BLUE FLAG leader. violent BLUE FLAGS VS rELBJALOOD OUT OR DIE IN RED COLORS. BOTH SIDE'S IS hoooobJgan BEATEr'S rELBJALOOD rELBJALUD RESPECT LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR AMERICAN LIFE OUT OR DIE IN RED COLORS RELBJALUD.BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I INVENTED AND MADE hoooobJgan BEATING'S. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
by LONNIE BJ October 12, 2020
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National baking day

National baking day is a day where only on February 23 you can give sweets out for free such as brownies cookies ice cream donuts any thing you can bake.
Jimmy celebrating national baking day!
by ashley holman February 22, 2021
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