West Wittering Beach

West Wittering beach is A Lovely non Rocky beach on the south coast of England near Chichester and Hayling Island it is known for half-naked Fat middle age men who might need a Stella Artois. It's brother East Wittering Beach is a rocky beach that no one else wants to go to (its also near Chichester and Hayling Island) it's in west Sussex and was recently closed for a weekend for no fucking reason

Hey mate wanna go to East Wittering Beach ''No wanker I wanna go to West Wittering beach''.

by Thebestbeachever July 26, 2022

beach pancake

A beach pancake is a orgy of guys on the beach that is normally a public beach,there are just more than 5 guys having sex on a beach normally with a large crowd as well

Bro there was a big beach pancake yesterday I totally joined in you should have been there

by IheartGayButtSex June 1, 2018

Beach Bagel

A girl that gets a sandy vagina (typically sand that is stuck inside and hard to wash out) after sex on a beach.

I had sex with her the other day on that private beach and she got a beach bagel.

by Zikiro April 1, 2015

SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!

The term "SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH" is a term where someone asks a Beach to shuffle their playing cards when playing UNO or Solitare etc.

Elon Musk: I won this round of UNO! Bill Gates: You cheated young man. Elon musk: Anyways let's ask the Beach to shuffle this card deck. *Clears throat* SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!

by get dunked on idiot December 10, 2022

Beach Fart

When you’ve eaten nothing but seafood and shoot sand from your crack.

“I feel something brewing, must be a wicked case of the beach farts.”

by Fart The Ripper November 11, 2025

Beach Bob

Reed “Antonyreedbrown” Ellis

These Beach Bobs aren’t even primitive yet.

by Sbsbbsdndn January 8, 2023

Beach Hut’d

A term used for overpaying for shitty food, specifically sandwiches overly dressed up with cream cheese and avacado.

I ordered a pastrami and once again I was Beach Hut’d.

by Talliwood December 9, 2018