Singaporean Academic + Anatomical Disorder Slang
Definition:
A term that originally described the normal distribution of exam scores, now used to describe anything that’s painfully curved—especially in ways that ruin your self-esteem.
In elite Singaporean educational trauma circles, “the bell curve” is both an academic execution method and a subtle nod to Peyronie’s Disease, a condition where your lanjiao literally curves due to fibrous plaque buildup. Just like how your A1 dreams get bent after seeing the class average hit 89%.
The more educated you are, the more curved your future becomes. Coincidence? No.
Definition:
A term that originally described the normal distribution of exam scores, now used to describe anything that’s painfully curved—especially in ways that ruin your self-esteem.
In elite Singaporean educational trauma circles, “the bell curve” is both an academic execution method and a subtle nod to Peyronie’s Disease, a condition where your lanjiao literally curves due to fibrous plaque buildup. Just like how your A1 dreams get bent after seeing the class average hit 89%.
The more educated you are, the more curved your future becomes. Coincidence? No.
Billy: bro i studied until my foreskin peeled
Abang: still got C+ sia, bell curve f**ked me like peyronie’s
Billy: curve so bad even MRI cannot fix sia
Abang: still got C+ sia, bell curve f**ked me like peyronie’s
Billy: curve so bad even MRI cannot fix sia
by anonymous May 5, 2025
Get the Bell Curvemug. ‘A mr Bell’ is when a old man ejaculates on a women’s forehead until his bellend is sore like a rock
A mr Bell Example 1 ‘You’re getting a mr Bell so hard you’re forehead might as well be ocean of semen for my sore cock
by Razorbawz2 June 5, 2018
Get the a mr bellmug. Its either yours or your friends name and your trying to find the meaning of it, or you mean the DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG type of bell
My name is Bell
by RANDOM LADY/GIRl ON THE WEB September 17, 2022
Get the Bellmug. A modern, prominent woman that’s mysterious in nature yet can command the attention of an entire room. She’s articulate, enjoys the finer things in life, and works hard for what she wants.
by BatiestBeauty November 24, 2021
Get the Batiest Bellemug. 
Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister and all the others combined.
James: ur mom gay
Mike: don't make me do it.
James: do it u pussy.
Mike: ur girfriend a bell end
James proceeds to collapse into a black hole and everything in the universe is consumed by the james hole. Mikes soul is now in a higher realm of knowledge and understanding, where nth dimensional beings coexist within eachother.
Mike: don't make me do it.
James: do it u pussy.
Mike: ur girfriend a bell end
James proceeds to collapse into a black hole and everything in the universe is consumed by the james hole. Mikes soul is now in a higher realm of knowledge and understanding, where nth dimensional beings coexist within eachother.
by OldBucketOfNachos June 9, 2018
Get the Ur girfriend a bell endmug. by Noysey Voysey April 14, 2024
Get the rotty bellsmug.