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5 hour energy

Crappy 5 hour energy shot that students use to stay up to do homework.
It really just makes you jittery
"AAAAAH, I drank too many 5 hour energies!"

"This 5 hour energy is the reason for my success!"
by Sue Pirnova September 26, 2008
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Gran Turismo 5

The younger, better looking, more relevant little sister of Gran Turismo 4, albeit being dumber, more ridiculous, less sophisticated, unrevolutionary, blonder, less compatible, more inarticulate than her sibling.

Still immensely great fun to look at, play with, and to go to sleep dreaming of it.
Eg. 1) Comparing Gran Turismo 5 to Gran Turismo 4 is like Serena Williams to Venus Williams - both are ridiculously brilliant, have been world champions, and are still the best in their league, but the older has been more spectacular in a field of spectacularness.

Eg. 2) I played Gran Turismo 5 today, and went to sleep dreaming of camber, toe, dampers, spring rates, drafting, fuel conservation, turbos, intercoolers, racing lines, and cars that are sexier and more distracting than the semi-naked Jessica Alba sitting in it.
by Mr. Go June 8, 2011
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5 second rule

A rule describing the amount of time that a magical force field surrounds a dropped piece of food, after which the force field drops and the food can become dirty and not edible
Shaniqua dropped her Oreos on the floor, but she still ate them because of the 5 second rule.
by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004
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Christmas 5 Pack

Showing up to a Christmas celebration with a six-pack of beer, minus one.
A six-pack of beer with only 5 beers - a common occurrence with beers, the buyer has never tried.
For Greg's Christmas party I brought that new seasonal beer from New Belgium, but I had never tried it before (and I was thirsty on the drive over) so I gave him the Christmas 5 pack.
by 2horses December 24, 2009
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5 dollar blowjob

Often from ugly crackwhores trying to get their next fix of dat crack rock
Crackhead - 5 dollar blowjob baby?
Random guy - hell naw bitch
by whiteboy954 November 17, 2013
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5/1/11

The day america gave Osama Bin Laden a dry run, using no lube
A team of several american troops killed Osama Bin Laden on 5/1/11
by DJsalty May 24, 2011
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5 across the ass

To dish out some justice upon your child. The old fashioned way.
I'm gonna give you 5 across the ass!
by Krusty krab pizza June 17, 2016
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