Your mother's so fat they didn't call Ghostbusters
Stay Puft Man was all, "I don't trust her"
In other words, she ate him
Stay Puft Man's big, so that's how we know she's fat
Just to clarify
Basketball, a basketball
Yeah, well, your mother is a basketball
I went there, your mother is a basketball
A basketball, she's a basketball
Stop
Everybody take 5
Good show, guys, but I don't feel a vibe
Let it all out, don't hold back; incriminate
Here on this court, you gotta push it to the limit, mate
Reach deep inside, throw the shots, come alive
I'll be here tweeting the whole thing live
So guys, be loquacious
Show off your gall!
What did you say his mother was again?
A basketball
A basketball
After all, she's bouncing like she had a bottle of Adderall
She's also fat, not sure if I mentioned that
Twenty-nine inches wide from all sides, to be exact
Man, that's wack, I object, but, to change the subject
I double dribbled your Mom's bombs and she liked it
Now I'm flying higher than a window wiper
Where you're airing free throws like a drunken sniper
Im'a lead you to reason like the Zeppelin piper
If your mom were on Tinder, I'd swipe her right 'cause I like her
She's spherical, meaningful, clear and clerical,
Stay Puft Man was all, "I don't trust her"
In other words, she ate him
Stay Puft Man's big, so that's how we know she's fat
Just to clarify
Basketball, a basketball
Yeah, well, your mother is a basketball
I went there, your mother is a basketball
A basketball, she's a basketball
Stop
Everybody take 5
Good show, guys, but I don't feel a vibe
Let it all out, don't hold back; incriminate
Here on this court, you gotta push it to the limit, mate
Reach deep inside, throw the shots, come alive
I'll be here tweeting the whole thing live
So guys, be loquacious
Show off your gall!
What did you say his mother was again?
A basketball
A basketball
After all, she's bouncing like she had a bottle of Adderall
She's also fat, not sure if I mentioned that
Twenty-nine inches wide from all sides, to be exact
Man, that's wack, I object, but, to change the subject
I double dribbled your Mom's bombs and she liked it
Now I'm flying higher than a window wiper
Where you're airing free throws like a drunken sniper
Im'a lead you to reason like the Zeppelin piper
If your mom were on Tinder, I'd swipe her right 'cause I like her
She's spherical, meaningful, clear and clerical,
by We are the cherubs🥰🥰🥰🥰🍓😚 February 18, 2024
Get the Basketball mug.When a fire alarm battery loses battery the alarm unit will eminate a beeping sound in a specified duration letting the resident know the battery needs changing. This is widely known to affect the black community because they don't change the battery.
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The distinct noise made by a common American household item. This often indicates the presence of an African American residing in said household. This sound can also be heard and misinterpreted as the iconic sound of a sneaker being skid across the Basketball court.
Bro 1: "Did I just hear a 'Basketball Beep' through the mic?"
Bro 2: *proceeds to obliterate the headsets of everyone in the CoD Lobby*
Bro 2: *proceeds to obliterate the headsets of everyone in the CoD Lobby*
by BigChodeMan21 June 1, 2024
Get the Basketball Beep mug.All of the players on the team had to mute their microphones for remote learning this morning due to the constant basketball beeps from their smoke detectors.
by edward koin June 9, 2024
Get the basketball beep mug.it’s a boring back and forth game filled with mindless plays and flopping. On top of all that it’s over hyped as hell, you’ll see one of the centers pull a decent dunk and then the whole nba fan base will go crazy about it for the next 6 days. The hype of basketball is way exaggerated and other sports are more worth while to watch.
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Basketballistic Greatness is the state of mind of a highly dedicated basketball player. Reaching Basketballistic Greatness is the biggest achievement for all basketball players. It is to perfect every movement and every shot. It is to become one with the ball and the court—to become the living manifestation of basketball. The phenomenon can be described as an inner peace surging through the body as you enter a state of flow where only you and the basketball can coexist. The slightest disturbance can repel you from the state, but if you focus, you will sink, descending deeper and deeper into the abyss that basketball has engulfed you in. Basketballistic Greatness can be compared to the goal of reaching enlightenment by the Japanese Samurai. In the movie Coach Carter, the teenagers' goal is to reach Basketballistic Greatness.
Basketballistic Greatness is the state of mind of a highly dedicated basketball player. Reaching Basketballistic Greatness is the biggest achievement for all basketball players. It is to perfect every movement and every shot. It is to become one with the ball and the court—to become the living manifestation of basketball. The phenomenon can be described as an inner peace surging through the body as you enter a state of flow where only you and the basketball can coexist. The slightest disturbance can repel you from the state, but if you focus, you will sink, descending deeper and deeper into the abyss that basketball has engulfed you in. Basketballistic Greatness can be compared to the goal of reaching enlightenment by the Japanese Samurai. In the movie Coach Carter, the teenagers' goal is to reach Basketballistic Greatness.
"Was guzzle ma nuzzle! Have you seen Lebron lately? He has totally reached Basketballistic Greatness!"
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