One piece

An anime that’s about a stretchy pirate
Me:*Trying to break ice*don’t do it man let’s talk, you watch anime?
Stranger:*about to jump off a bridge and end his life* this is the first time I’ve been noticed, and yeah I watch anime.
Me:np what’s got you down my guy?
Stranger: I feel alone and no one loves me

Me:I know that it may feel that way but things get better.
Stranger:I’m scared of being miserable forever
Me:Why don’t you come down from their and we can go watch some anime at my place and talk.
Stranger: yeah sure, you like one piece too?
Me:Kys no one loves you and your mid piece.No wonder no one likes you

Stranger: jumps
Me:Trollface.jpg
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
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one piece

the longest anime to ever be produced. it is also the most creative, meticulous, and diverse anime.

Monkey D. Luffy dreams to be the king of the pirates. to do so, he must adventure all over the globe, conquer the grand line, then find the one piece(the plot is quite complicated and includes immense amounts of world building; but it’s worth it)! He joins a directionally challenged swordsman, kleptomaniac navigator, pinocchio, Gordon Ramsey, a walking plushy, tortured genius/hottie, pansexual android, the poster child of hot topic, living sushi, and a furry’s free pass.

Seasons are categorized by adventure. Zoro is a true feminist. I might legit be into Robin. Their ship is a lamb then a lion, and everyone can get superpowers if they eat nasty fruit.

Fact: Truly the best anime of all time. Also government is evil, so it’s realistic.
Person 1: If I die before One Piece is finished, there was no reason for me being alive.

Person 2: Ye
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The Far One

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Knock one in.

Knock in knockin knockout out fuck fuckin fucking raw dog
Dude I was going raw dog with Brandy so decided to try and knock one in. Fuck ya I'm the man. Now she's fuckin pregnant. Nothin better than pregnant pussy!
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the one-nine

Slang term for CoViD-19, especially when experienced as an illness by an individual.
Sal caught the one-nine and was out of commission for three weeks.
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One Whitman

A boy promoting “mindfulnessactivity done by a high school
Guy: “ I ain’t trying to deal with One Whitman today”
Everyone: “One Whitman everybody knows the rules
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One Erection

One Erection is the band where the members have erections, or boners, all the time.
I'm gonna take picture of Liam Payne's boner and post it on my social media. I can't believe One Erection broke up. I wonder when they'll get back together and if they have been having erections since their breakup.
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