Evan

Damn that guy is a pussy he should just ask out Emily already

Person 1: That Evan is such an Evan
Person 2: IKR

by BoiBoiBoi123456789 November 24, 2021

Evan

Evan, a word to describe one of the oldest known things in the universe. It has lived through every single event in history.

Evan is old as fuck

by Frito_lays October 5, 2023

evan anthony ammar

Sexy,Hunky Has Blonde Hair Big Sideburns Plays Games Loves Life Father: Micheal Ammar

Jimmy Tried To Ask evan anthony ammar a question

by BlueNinja70 January 7, 2017

robbie evans

If your boyfriend is a Robbie Evans, your in trouble he's Hitler version 2, hes a tall lad but girls get disappointed when his nob is the size of a caterpillar, sadly it won't go into a cacoon and get bigger.

Oh no, my boyfriend is a Robbie Evans

by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017

Pulling an Evan

Cumming your pants while making out with a woman would be Pulling an Evan

Person 1: Woah, that dude just jizzed his pants from making out with a chick
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022

Evan

Mr. steal yo girl (even tho he cant)

ahahaha evan tried to get tina last night and she rejected him!

by bob.vance January 21, 2020

Evans

shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.

Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.

by kinggoblin October 27, 2020