The Episcopal Academy

For some reason, EA kids tend to think very highly of themselves, despite the fact that schools like Haverford, Agnes Irwin, Baldwin and Shipley are ALL better than them at basically EVERYTHING. They did not make the popped collar popped, they are not cool, they are not wealthier. Face it, they are all gay ass new money losers like Hart from that MTV bull shit show.

"that kid's a loser"
"oh that's hart from tv and his EA friends, he must have bought them all their clothes to hang out with him"

by Kyle March 21, 2005

saint agnes academy

Swaggest school there is. Nuff said. Also home to the most beautiful girls created with a tremendous devotion to God.

She goes to Saint Agnes Academy of course she's double hot.

This years grammy award goes to Barbara Daush, SAA swag master.

by Hutchison girl February 6, 2014

Christian brothers academy

the worst school in the world, People think they're so privileged because they're coming from there expensive lives and when it comes to reality they don't know how to face it so they bully the kids that work hard to get into the school instead of paying their way in. Kids at CBA say it is the best school ever to sound snobby and privileged meanwhile they're all stupid and don't do anything for themselves. Also, the faculty says they will help you with anything you need but if you try and talk to them they make you feel like an idiot. At CBA you do not create a brotherhood you create a bond that only exists because everyone there is trying to be better than one another.

CBA student: Christian brothers academy is great, best school ever.
Public school student: really that's cool
CBA student on the inside: CBA sucks why did I just say its great?

by swagtron5000 February 16, 2019

Our Lady of Lourdes Academy

Our Lady of Lourdes Academy...a school for rich ass stuck up prude bitches that swear theyre the best girls in the world when really their dikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They swear there so much better than St. Brendan girls well at least St. Brendan girls are nice and were not snobby ass bitches like fucking lourdes girls...HONK UR HORN FOR LOURDES.....then crash into the nearest tree...did i mention they were gold diggers o yea and there ugly as fuck! NO GUY WANTS TO DATE A LOURDES DIKE!!!
go eat a pussy bobcats

like omg that guy doesnt have enough money maybe I should go for one of the girls in my school

belen guy: why do u think theres so many single girls at lourdes?
belen guy 2: bcuz there either busted and fucking ugly or rich ass snobby bitches

by baBysAbre7 May 6, 2005

Tabor Academy

School that thinks they are good at hockey, but lose every year to avon

wow that was a close game, we only lost by 7

by Avon April 24, 2005

Benet Academy

The name of a private Catholic high school located in Lisle, IL, the students of which seem to be under the impression they are God's gift to humanity. Due to its distinction of being a private school, and the requirement of passing an entrance exam in order to attend it, the academy and its students/alumni will tell anyone and everyone that they, and they're dipshit children, are the epitome of human perfection. The entrance exam is taken by pompous 8th grade hopefuls who happen to believe they are head and shoulders better than anyone else and don't belong in filthy public schools and learn alongside the servile scum that populates them. The entrance exam is, however, a complete joke, as its only real purpose is so Benet attendees can claim to their inferior public school peers that they had to take a test to get where they are now, and are, therefore, much, much better than you (they did, of course, go to *the* Benet Academy). While the neighboring city of Naperville has garnered a false and misleading reputation of being the douchiest town in Chicagoland, this falsehood does not apply to students and graduates of Benet Academy. For these people this reputation is entirely accurate. Due to this, Benet, its students, and its alumni, are hated by every public school student within a 50 mile radius.

(Benet student's expectation of all other humans)

Lesser Public School Student: Where do you go to school?

Benet Student: I go to Benet. You know, *the* Benet Academy?

Lesser Public School Student: Can I suck your dick?

by Athan Hobson MC June 28, 2012

Fusion Academy

A private, alternative school, full of all kinds of different people who for whatever reason didn't take to public school. Many were geniuses who maybe struggled with anxiety or some other mental illness that made regular public school not the most ideal place. Attending Fusion Academy of Marin really was like being on a reality TV show. There was even a lot of drama and scandalous activity on the teachers' sides too, but I'm sworn to secrecy so I can't share.

P.S. Sorry4screwing my bf in all the teachers' bathrooms when I was a student years ago. Go FAM!

"What can I expect to gain from attending Fusion Academy?"
"Well, a flexible schedule and some damn good stories".

by justagal_ December 17, 2019