alabama snow blower

The act of ejaculating inside of a cherry show cone and then giving it to the first redneck you come across

Homre 1: yo when I gave my girl that snow cone she had no idea i gave it an alabama snow blower

by PAPA HARRISON June 8, 2016

Too close to Alabama.

When a person too closely resembles or reminds you of a relative to be attractive.

Bro1: yo check hey out she’s fine! Go talk to her!
Bro2: Naw man, she’s too close to Alabama.

by Jack O. Cummings August 12, 2019

Alabama Baby Steps

When you're fucking your pregnant sister and the baby inadvertently gives you a footjob.

Cletus, Cletus, Cletus... I wouldn't have cummed in you last night if it hadn't been for the Alabama Baby Steps.

by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

Alabama Dinner Special

Sexual act in which while fucking someone doggy style you grab their arms and steer them out the front door and bang their head on the broken stove in the front yard.

See also: admiral

Uncle daddy was fucking me from behind last night and gave me the ole Alabama Dinner Special.

by Threedickeddinosaur September 14, 2017

alabama pot roast

when two white guys have sex with a black woman in a bathtub full of boiling cum, resulting in a triple pregnancy unknown to who the father is.

me Mary and Kyle did a Alabama Pot Roast last. she's now going to have a triple pregnancy

by Alabama Pot-Roast January 19, 2023

Alabama Super Sunday

When you fill your partners anus with hot fudge, caramel sauce, whip cream, and a cherry and let them fart the concoction in your face.

Andy and Ryan got bored one night and decided to let they should try the Alabama Super Sunday. Andy's favorite part was letting Ryan lick the sticky mess off of his face.

by AnnArborHotPocket August 23, 2017

Alabama Lasik Surgery

Place a large dip of chew in your mouth right before plowing your cousin from behind. When you're about to blow spit your chaw on her back and tell her you came. When she turns around laser her in her lazy eye with a hot stream of semen then smack her in the opposite direction of her lazy eye. Fixing her lazy eye permanently.

Cletus "Hey Leeroy didnt you're wife used to have a lazy eye?"
Leeroy "She did until I gave her Alabama Lasik Surgery"
Cletus "Damn cousin, I appreciate you taking suck good care of my sister"

by Cave man101 December 12, 2019