Alabama Lasik Surgery

Place a large dip of chew in your mouth right before plowing your cousin from behind. When you're about to blow spit your chaw on her back and tell her you came. When she turns around laser her in her lazy eye with a hot stream of semen then smack her in the opposite direction of her lazy eye. Fixing her lazy eye permanently.

Cletus "Hey Leeroy didnt you're wife used to have a lazy eye?"
Leeroy "She did until I gave her Alabama Lasik Surgery"
Cletus "Damn cousin, I appreciate you taking suck good care of my sister"

by Cave man101 December 12, 2019

Alabama Double Team

The Girl rides Reverse cow girl style, while the guy simultaneously put’s most of his hand, in her vagina, trying to penetrate as deep as possible.

Lucy's vagina is sore after trying Alabama double team with her boyfriend.

by Schrodinger's Baby September 30, 2020

Alabama Family Reunion

When you have a threesome/gang bang with all your cousins.

Dam man, when we were at the Christmas get-together we ended up having an Alabama Family Reunion.

by Seagullshitecoveredloaf October 18, 2020

Alabama Basket Weave

When the balls and taint are cupped and gentle pressure with the finger nails is applied causing intense pleasure for the receiver!! Tha Alabama basket weave

Alabama basket weave is best enjoyed when Longer finger nails are used, when applying the weave the pain is pleasure

by Firemuppet July 15, 2013

alabama pot roast

when two white guys have sex with a black woman in a bathtub full of boiling cum, resulting in a triple pregnancy unknown to who the father is.

me Mary and Kyle did a Alabama Pot Roast last. she's now going to have a triple pregnancy

by Alabama Pot-Roast January 19, 2023

Alabama butter churn

The sexual act of rubbing butter in a female partner's genitals (preferably one of your cousins or sisters), having her urinate it back into your mouth, then regurgitating it back into her anus and using it as anal lubricant

"Hey dude last night I did an Alabama butter churn with my sis"
"This is why we don't talk anymore you sick fuck"

by NotNath April 15, 2021

Alabama Monkey Style

Violently penetrating your mother and sister as they wail like chimps

"Dude last night me and my family gathered around the fireplace for a little Alabama Monkey Style."

by ZiggarothEaterofSouls November 27, 2021