David Garrido

A DUMB LOOKING GOOFY ASS MF THAT LOVES SMOKING COCAINE AND SHOVING ALOE VERA UP HIS CULO

David garrido

by Yor d May 15, 2018

David Forrest

To throw a bat or golf at someone, when provoked or unprovoked.

Dude, howd you get that bump on your head?
Some guy david forrested me

by smifsta March 20, 2009

Pull a David

When you neglect your aquarium to a point in which your fish would rather jump out and commit suicide rather than living another minute in the aquarium.

Damn your tank is dirty, you're about to pull a David if you don't clean it asap!

by timboslice84 August 01, 2014

David simpson

My Roblox account is unpickleable64

David simpson

by Unpickleable64 April 02, 2022

Pulling a David

when one acts awkward and jerks off on the bus

Don't alienate yourself by pulling a David on the bus

by da'id March 24, 2018

David Cameroned

When something got so hard it's all they can think about for two years but you go and chill on a beach in another country.

My friend got David Cameroned by her ex boyfriend last year and still talks about it the whole time, I swear if he wasn't in Costa Rica right now I'd break his fucking legs.

I heard Guardiola just David Cameroned Man City fingers crossed they'll get over it quickly.

by Largedwarf April 13, 2019

david zinger

infinite expansion

david zinger you should start dieting

by dictionary1231211435 May 24, 2022