booke

To see a bus through a window and get ready to catch it, only to discover the bus is a reflection on the other side of the road.
"Emily, that was a fuck off massive booke, your bus isn't for another twenty minutes"
by carrotcruncher August 30, 2018
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craigs-book

a little black book/notebook containing the address/phone of every craigs-hook you have ever had
having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married. i even know a life-long bachelor who would keep a craigs-book as a trophy.
by Sexydimma December 31, 2014
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craigs-book

a little black book containing phone number of every craigs-hook you have ever had
having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married; you can keep your craigs-book as a trophy from your bachelors days
by Sexydimma March 21, 2017
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craigs-book

The little black book that contains the name and address of every craigs-hook you have had
Keep your craigs-book as a trophy, even of you get married
by Sexydimma March 22, 2017
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Reading a Book

The blissful enjoyment of heading south on your partner.
Broo, last night I went out to Dubs and met the coolest girl. Hours later, we went back to her cozy apartment and I found myself Reading a Book.
by FeldyG123 October 05, 2023
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Book of Ed

A book of lore celebrated for the fact that it contains all knowledge on all subjects ever thought of in the history of the world. Completely and totally infallible, perhaps the Book of Ed's most well guarded secret is that it changes according to the not only the wielder's desire, but their mood and whatever side of the bed they woke up on that morning. Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica ain't got SHIT on the Book of Ed.
"German cutlery is the world's finest, and yey, shall stay forever sharp, so sayeth chapter 9, verse 12 of the Book of Ed."
by Brakin7 August 26, 2009
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Book-slapped

When a person's reputation, relationships, social standing, or life in general is destroyed via Facebook.
His wife posted how he got caught cheating on his Facebook page. She Book-slapped him good!
by C. Mac December 23, 2010
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