fucking oats

a vastly unnecessary late night shopping trip.

Person 1: I want to make cookies despite the fact that its two am. But we need to buy oats first.

Person 2: I refuse to go buy any fucking oats

by ejerilio July 5, 2009

shut the fuck uppercut

a prolonged version of stfu, usually used to express further anger.

"oh my god! so i heard jenny talking about cindy saying she was going out with brad and sarah was cheating on him with ricky and-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UPPERCUT!"

by dagreatdane4 July 1, 2009

big fucking baby

Usually a cute girl whose cuteness is overlooked due to her tendency to be extremely whiny and/or needy. When she isn't acting like her usual big fucking baby self, she comes across as very sophisticated - because she is. She is also of abnormally high intelligence...

she just tends to be so damn annoying sometimes!

Sometimes shortened to BFB

Big Fucking Baby: I don't know if I want to go to this party tonight because Im so tired and I just dont feel good... it's cold outside anyways and I think it's going to storm later and so I think I should just stay in tonight. I'm really hungry... Feed me!

Friend of the BFB: Oh my god, shut up, you're such a big fucking baby

by Plant Eater November 7, 2010

Sh'tha Fuck Up!

The phrase is the definition.

Some person: Someone... help me with this tube of Preperati...
You: Sh'tha fuck up with your crab havin' ass!!

by Human x Noise August 8, 2005

these mother fucking snakes

'this is pissing me the fuck off'
-can be followed by
'on this mother fucking plane'
-contrary to the term 'snakes on a plane', which means something you can't do anything about,
'these mother fucking snakes' is said under the breath, angrily, to yourself.
- a reference to the SLJ movie snakes on a plane

Guy 1: Dude, i heard your dog died.
Guy 2: (To self, angrily) ...these mother fucking snakes....
or
Guy 1: OMFG LOL U STEPPED IN SHIT! PWND
Guy 2: these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

by joeduncannnnnnn March 20, 2008

dua lipa fuck

this could mean 7 things.

1. when you fuck or get fucked by dua lipa (everyones dream).
2. when you masturbate to a picture or video of dua lipa.
3. when you imagine you are dating/married to dua lipa.
4. being horny for dua lipa.
5. having a wet dream about dua lipa.
6. sucking on dua lipas pussy.
7. dua lipa sucking on your pussy or dick.

"I had a dream I was doing the dua lipa fuck"

by dua lipa fan January 2, 2022

huckleberry button fuck

An alternate way of answering your cellular phone.

*ring ring*

(Picks up phone)

"Huckleberry button fuck?"

by Rutt Moxx March 7, 2010