Therefore I Am

THE best song from Billie Eilish's second album, Happier Than Ever.

I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn.
You think that you're the man.
I think, therefore I am.

Fun fact: the last line is originally a saying from 16th century French mathematician and philosopher Rene Descartes.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel March 28, 2024

I:

The face you make when you are watching a Pyrocynical video

This post was made by the m14 gang

Hey how did you like the new Pyrocynical video?

I:

by ANTSANTS December 17, 2019

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.

A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025

I want to sauce that

A phrase wherein one states their desire to cum all over a person or nody part or inanimate object

Oh yo I want to sauce that bitch tonight (he said in front of his friends while staring into the mirror at his own reflection)

by CostcoMembersOnly April 7, 2021

the ‘I love you more’ game

A game often played by couples, usually without an end, wherein they go back and forth, claiming to love each other more than the other. Should one party win, they receive head from the loser

“Hey, I beat Sara in the ‘I love you more’ game”
“How on earth did you do that?”

by Urby August 8, 2024