eat your hat

to lose a bet
and have to pay up,
by eating your hat

"ah, bitch, you said if obama wins you would eat your hat.
c'mon now. i give ya some salt and ketchup too. start ta
chompin, Billy Bob"
"if the 76'ers don't make the playoffs, you'll eat your hat and gimme a hundred dollah against a twomp?. I take that bet, nigga."
"U said if Romney loses u would eat your hat, burn the kkk robes, register green party, and party w/the poofters in San Fran on New's Eve. It's midnite, Buford. bend over and take it like the red state bitch that you are. yee haww"

by psychobitchhommedontplaythat November 28, 2012

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National take your bestfriend's hoodie day

Whether it's your guy bestfriend, boyfriend, or just your best friend, now is the time you can get away with stealing their hoodie. September 27th is the perfect day to take that hoodie they are always wearing and try it for yourself to see what's so special about it. But be careful! They just might take yours!!

Guy bsf: Hey! Where did my hoodie go?
Girl bsf/you: It's National take your bestfriend's hoodie day!

Guy bsf: Oh. Well I guess that means I can take yours then!

by Ineedtherapy:).org September 21, 2021

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Your probably a discord mod

This word is used as an insult against fat peoples who mostly stay at the computer, but never goes outside.

Used for fat people, sometimes too.
And last, for people who tries to date people from 13 and above, while some discord mod can be 20 too, they're mostly 30 - 40.
You can also use "your probably a predator" too.

Random Discord mod lol: Hey kitten 😍
Random girl with an anime girl pfp: Hi..?
Random Discord mod lol: Wanna voice chat my lovely kitten? 😏
Random girl with an anime girl pfp: fuck no your probably a discord mod

by Reddikles August 9, 2023

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National Slime out your hb day

February 26th is National Slime out your hb day

“It’s Feb 26th, which is National Slime out your hb day. I need to slime out chanti.”

by vljorgelv February 25, 2025

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GO DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE!

1. When you want to murder someone in a hot tempered fury but in-spite of your anger you care so little for them that you'd rather that they dig a hole six feet deep and 6 feet long with a shovel and after doing such back braking labor climb inside of said hole and bury them self alive so you don't have to do it for them.

2. when used repeatedly it implies they should undertake this task right now and stop doing anything else they might've been doing or have planed for the rest of there life.

Peter: " Hey Jose, do you like to suck gay dicks? or just you father penis?'

Jose: "GO DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE! YOU LIMEY FUCKER!!!! "

Peter: " ummm..."

Jose: "DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE!"

Peter: " alright I'll get a shovel... just tell my wife I love..."

Jose: " SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!! and DIG!"

by Pissed-off-'BERTA-Bastard April 25, 2023

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