shit pour

A procedure pioneered in the late 1990s. Where shit is mixed with oil in a plastic sealable zipper bag . When it is well mixed a corner snipped off so that the viscous liquid may be poured into places normally poo cannot go with the benefit that oil makes the whole mess much harder to clean up.

To get back at him I shit poured his locker.

by Toecutter June 12, 2014

blend that shit

To proceed or be carried out without hesitation.

"Yo, dawg, they're all out of ketchup. Do you want mustard on your hotdog instead?"

"Yeah, foo, blend that shit!"

by sodafish July 4, 2014

Tetris Dat Shit

The act of one or more individuals interlocking steps used to step up and get boats.

Man Ryan and I really Tetris Dat Shit yesterday.

by :HLKJFGDZSF July 10, 2014

Speedy shits

Taking a shit as fast as you can by using the force of a thousand suns. This practice is common for people who have very busy days.

Guy: "Man, I wonder who invented speedy shits."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."

by GewahltEin July 11, 2014

widget shit

The act of incorporating useless or space wasting widgets into operating systems.

Microsoft took another widget shit on us with Windows 9.

by KlausVonKrappen July 23, 2014

widget shit

The act of incorporating useless or space wasting widgets into operating systems.

Microsoft took another widget shit on us with Windows 9.

by KlausVonKrappen July 23, 2014

oh shit strap

The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.

by mie July 26, 2014