dog shit

man of awe

that guy is so dog shit

by wavywtff November 6, 2020

flash-minute-shit

when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.

bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?

rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.

bob:....respect....

by kingofalldacake September 20, 2012

shit letter

A Shit letter is when you shit in some mail and send it to somebody.

I sent a shit letter to my friend after he made fun of me

by Communist manifesto February 3, 2021

The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.

Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022

hobo shit

the stuff that goes down in funny worm

"stop using that fukkin ryzen 5 1600, that's hobo shit!"

by hey_fluffy5 October 29, 2025

Gali Shit

Referring to anything a wild Ukrainian specimen found in the south of the United Kingdom only known as Gali posts online specifically on the popular PC and Mobile application "Discord".

Gali Shit can range from anything as simple as a decade old YouTube video to a TikTok cartel beheading video.

if its out of pocket and overly stupid it's Gali Shit.

Person 1: What the fuck did dave just post in general ?

Person 2: oh thats just pure Gali Shit.

by Datboiduck January 1, 2024

Shit the wall

1. Verb. When someone takes a crap and it stinks up the whole bathroom.
2. Verb. If someone in a public restroom shit everywhere except for the toilet.

1. Someone just shit the wall in the bathroom so don’t go in there for another 30 or so minutes.
2. I really had to go but I couldn’t because someone shit the wall.

by Oyml December 23, 2023