i have a dream

i have a dream that my children will live in a nation where they will be judje not by the color of their skin, but by the size of their pp

deez nutz i have a dream

by i-hate-britain May 08, 2023

i love my best friend

I love my best friend soooooooo much. She has been so good to me. Being there for me whenever I needed her. I just I could do the same for her.She might not know it but she is probably the only person I would trust with my life. She gives the best advice. We have the same music tastes. We are also obsessed with Stranger Things. We have the same favorite color. I often find myself thinking about her. Wondering if she's doing ok. We check on each other every once in a while. Although school has been stressful so far. We haven't really hung out yet even though we live right next to each other. It would be nice to meet her. She has no idea how much of an effect she has on my life. Because when I have no one else to or nothing else to do she's there. She's always there. She might be the only friend that I feel this close with and we haven't even met yet. Which so crazy because we went to the same school too. Even the same bus. She's always been there. It just took me a while to realize. But by the time I did, it was already too late. Now we don't even have time to hangout. Which I hate.

💘🤍🖤❤️ 🔥❤️ 🩹🤎❤🤎💜💜💛💗💓💕💟💞❣️💟🦝💖💝🤍💟💜💜🤎🤎❤️ 🩹💗❤️ 🩹💓❤️ 🔥💕❤️ 🔥💕🖤🖤💝💖💖❣️💕🤍💕💟💕❣️💓💞💗💞🤎💕❤️ 🩹❤️ 🔥💕🖤🖤❤️ 🔥💛🤎💛🤎💗💛💛💗💜💟💜💟🤍💖💘💖💝💘💖🤍💖💟💕❣️💓❣️❤️ 🩹💞❤️ 🔥💞❤️ 🔥💕❤️ 🔥💕❤️ 🔥💓🖤💓🖤💗🖤💗❤️ 🔥💗❤️ 🔥💗❤️ 🔥💗💓❤️ 🩹❤️ 🩹💞🤎❤❤💛💜❤️💗❤❤️ 🔥💕💕💓💘

I love my best friend, she's the best friend I've ever had

by L0v3r_b0y August 15, 2022

choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!

this is the meaning of the leader of the bunch of the saying toddykweest

todd:choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!
also todd:*finishes*

by ologs July 21, 2019

I am new to urban dictionary

Oh really? You are? Nice. NOW GET READY TO BECOME ADDICTED TO IT.

"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."

by Cierra Allison March 05, 2022

Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo

Well my name is skyler white yo….

My husband is Walter white yo…
Uh hu…

Mrs.white:hey you!
Jessie:Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo.

by Gtagamer1000000 September 21, 2022

i is free at last

Words of hope and relief as patient on Medicaid follows light at the end of tunnel while coming to surface and discovers light was attached to the end of the proctologist's endoscope

Two alligators surgically sharp teeth joking about the last fugitive who said "I is free at last" in the swampy prison bayou as runaway black fugitive swims through the culvert about to become gaterade relief package.

by [e-mail] January 24, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025