Portugal. The Man

An Indie rock band with such hits as: Feel it still, Purple yellow red and blue, and What me worry. they are called Portugal the man so people do not confuse them with Portugal the country.

Guy 1: damn this is good who is this?
Guy 2: Portugal

Guy1: bro your listening to a country wtf
Guy2: no its a man, Portugal. the man maybe if you were fucking smart you would know this. go die in a hole.

by alt-Shiga April 19, 2022

Man walk

Men walking through a forest with air soft guns

“Lets go on a man walk”

by Thiccman678910 April 20, 2022

Potato man

Adam Phillips

Adam Phillips is a potato man

by Ghffgvff November 2, 2021

see a man about some porcelain

Go to the bathroom

*Leslie stands up from the table* Excuse me, I’ve gotta see a man about some porcelain.

by donnylovedbowling November 2, 2021

Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.

I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off

by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021

Man-Bitch

A man-bitch is an alpha conservative Republican who has meltdowns in the same way liberal Democrat snowflakes do, while simultaneously claiming to be a “badass who isn’t afraid to tell it how it is”

Example: Uh oh, Donald Trump is going full man-bitch again

by Laytonguy November 3, 2021

man balloon

a man balloon is another name for a condom

he left his man balloon laying in the middle of the floor

by edgyeddy1405 November 3, 2021