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shit pimp

shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.
note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.

man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?

man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?

man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*

man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!
by BILL1ARDman500 October 16, 2008
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shitting sheets

the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.
Dinosaurs were around when Larry King was shitting sheets.
by purplehater October 19, 2008
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Shit In Your Breakfast

when you shit in someones breakfast; or the alternative, shit in someones kids and eat there breakfast
'Shut the fuck up! I'll Shit in your Breakfast'

Shit in your kids, kill em, force feed them breakfast then eat them.
by Jakeosaurus October 20, 2008
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wikipedia shit

A game played using wikipedia in which most of the good words from the urban dictionary are entered into wikipedia to see if any of the results will be funny (most of them are)
by Charlie Row October 18, 2008
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Shit's Hit

A women who has been hit with an ugly stick (Ugly ass mother fucker)
by Billy Mass October 22, 2008
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steaming yak shit

When something is annoying past the point of being horse shit
Dude, I got friend zoned again! This is steaming yak shit!
by codered253 February 16, 2013
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stab your shit

Stabbing someone in the gut so hard that the object used in said stabbing protrudes out of the victims ass.
That guy in V for Vendetta will stab your shit.
by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013
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