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fuck off cunt as if

An Australian term used to emphasise how you question one's statement. However, depending on one's tone and context, it may denote other meanings.
Angry confrontation with police officer;
Officer: "Um sir you were doing 50 in a 40 zone"
Wayno: "FUCK OFF CUNT as if"

Social gathering with friends and acquaintances:
Jono: "....then I fucked Julians mum"
Stevo: "hahaha fuck off cunt as if"
by VVhorez October 15, 2020
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The fuck my shit at?

Expression of rage at the delayed or halted arrival of something you want.

The 'shit' can be replaced with other words to fit the situation.
*obligatory "The fuck my shit at? moment*

Marina: *checks mail* I ordered that shirt 3 weeks ago. They told me it would be here in 5 days.

Marina then filed a complaint. She didn't bother to fill out the form; instead, she wrote "THE FUCK MY SHIRT AT" in big letters on the entire thing.

Her shirt arrived the next day.
by the hell is this shit October 31, 2012
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fuck-a-shrug-roll

It's like the middle finger only you're thinking "fuck you" and your face convey's it as you shrug and roll your eyes.
"don't fuck-a-shrug-roll at me"
by the boss of candyland February 14, 2012
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Holy fuck tits

Expression used when you are astonished by a said situation.
Person 1:Our cat is dead!
Person 2:HOLY FUCK TITS
by Brozojoe January 9, 2012
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double foot fuck

Simultaneous foot jobs whilst two people sit across from each other. A mutual massage with the feet.
Some dudes on the interwebs are into that double foot fuck. Eww.
by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011
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Pulling a Classy as Fuck

The act of poking a ridiculously hot bitch on Facebook, either resulting in her messaging you or poking you back as if she is interested.
Guy 1: Dude, I tried pulling a classy as fuck on this hoe with over 3,000 Facebook friends

Guy 2: How’d that turn out?

Guy 1: She deleted and reported me for sexual harassment.
by jomama217 September 28, 2011
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school is fucking nigger

your probably at school right now fucking full of nigger coons and bully’s and fucking pussy niggas who think they cool
school is fucking nigger ass 😭😭

teacher- hey class

student- shut the fuck up u fucking nigger😂😂

teacher- go to the office u degenerate

student- suck this nigger dick😭😭

school is fucking nigger
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