The Elephant Man

When a man eats another man's ass from the front, with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.

Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.

by the philosophizir July 16, 2024

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Blue Man Grouped

You can no longer perform everyday tasks, such as washing dishes or mowing the lawn because you have been doing a job you dislike.

After driving a taxi for years I can no longer collect stamps, its like I have been Blue Man grouped!

by Philmmaker January 31, 2011

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clout man

the clout man. also know as the clout needer. he pretty much needs clout to survive.

“dude do you know that kid nick panetta”
“nah man no idea”
“oh well you might know him as the clout man”
“oooo the clout man yeh yeh i heard of him”
“i mean like what a freak”
“i know right”

by cloutttt March 10, 2018

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Spider-Man in

When your beating your meat and cum all over your hand. Flicking your wrist to get the cum off.

I shot my load all in my hand I was spider-man in it to get it off my hand.

by Ajax009 September 28, 2020

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Old Man Tall Finger

When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.

“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”

by NurseCaca December 07, 2018

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