Old Man Kip

Mid afternoon, when a wave of tiredness just overwhelms you, take an OMK… Just like a Siesta really…

Well, I’m off for an Old Man Kip (OMK) !!!

by Count Shillitoe May 29, 2022

Spider-Man

NapoleonVII is Spider-Man

He just do be Spider-Man

by NobodysFool May 30, 2022

man

Anyone that identifies as one

That person there identifies as a man

by Danteisright June 1, 2022

One Punch Man

A webcomic/manga/anime written by ONE about a man named Saitama who is capable of defeating any enemy in a single punch.
The central theme of the story is that flaws in protagonists are important, and that a protagonist with zero flaws whatsoever is a boring protagonist, but most people always jump to "OMG HE CAN BEAT GOKU!!!!!!111" anytime they see the goddamned bald egghead.

OMG I JUST READ ONE PUNCH MAN LAST NIGHT AND HE TOTALLY ONE PUNCHED BOROS OMG OMG HE CAN SO BEAT GOKU!!111
..Ok?

by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022

Stan The Water Man

not the guy from the Markiplier video, but instead the youtuber who makes videos of himself singing karaoke songs.

look, stan the water man posted a new karaoke video.

by STN-117 June 1, 2022

Spicy Man

A spicy man is addicted to Love Island and brags about how many Taki-powdered marshmallows he can eat. Could also just be a girl with too many dogs, but generally a dude. Tends to have blond f-boy hair. Has ruined your life at least 8.2 times before (but who's counting?).

Omigosh you're such a spicy man.

by hotcheetofox01 June 1, 2022

The funniest prank known to man

Step 1) Acquire or build an atomic bomb
Step 2) Find a door
Step 3) Open the door a little
Step 4) Carefully place the bomb on top of the door
Step 5) Wait for someone to walk through the door
Step 6) TROLLED!

"I'm gonna pull the funniest prank known to man."
This quote was stated before the devastation of a small town in Utah.

by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022