sleep shitted

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.

“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”

by Emiliath March 16, 2021

fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit hole fuck shit i cummed

when u shit cum and fuck fuck fuck at the same time

fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit hole fuck shit i cummed holy shit i fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit hole fuck shit i cummed

by pemis nan August 3, 2024

Mexican Food Shit

A big shit

1. After a long while of being a worldwide taste tester and eating Mexican Food, you decide to use the bathroom. You were never seen again.

2. A loaf of shit in a class of its own

"Damn I had to take one big ol Mexican Food shit!"
"God rest your soul."

by hana2H January 26, 2024

Shit the Walls

• Southern slang / exaggeration on an expected or unexpected EXTREME poo which is so extreme that the walls could fall victim.

• So much poo that the walls are covered

I’m about to shit the walls after eatin’ Marlene’s left overs

by TLTL May 10, 2022

Shit goblin

A school rumor in a californian school (Berdu) where a man was caught eaten shit in the bathroom after school during the after school programs the shit goblins name is Nick hamerage and he was supposedly suspended at school after due to the amount of shit he took from the school bathrooms

Whats up n- shit goblin!!! "Shut the fuck up or ill eat your shit too" :)

by Amongusly September 20, 2021

MANDATORY SHIT MEME

It is to what every PEDOPHILE must do.

For punishment the MANDATORY SHIT MEME for each and every PEDOPHILE is the MANDATORY SHITEATER punishment and to GO IN DRY when necessary.

by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE July 28, 2021

Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.

Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.

by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023