i slumped

To fall deep asleep on accident

Dude, I slumped hard in the chair last night

by Random word Smith February 25, 2022

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

I

There today I thought you’d be…
Something told me I had to go…
A smile I prayed I would see…
Instead sadness is what I saw…

Words I tried to find…
As my eyes held back the tears…
A door for you I will always get…
One door especially…
Is always yours…
Open … it always is and always will be…
For you!!!!
This is the door to my heart!!!!

“You are the best”
And my love for you…
Will never rest!!!!
No matter what!!!!

Living my dream…
Is living everyday with you!!!!
This is what I will always pray and dream for!!!!

I love YOU!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 February 5, 2025

I love you 3002

How much Charles Betts love Lilli Miller

Charles said to lilli, “I love you 3002”

by Big-Duck November 29, 2021

No... I really don't...

If that's how you feel then you can be like an Igor... You can be Igor.

Hym "No... I really don't... What I need is to buy a shotgun..."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

I Got Lauered

To get sexually harassed.

I was trying to be professional but I got lauered by that creep in accounting.

by djahmmok November 30, 2017

Oomfs I Wanna Marry Groupchat

A groupchat that happens to be the best and funniest groupchat on stan Twitter, commonly known for ending other stans on Twitter dot com, as well as being the most payola heavy groupchat whose members cannot unflop without the help of akaashipayola. The groupchat is also known for the constant fights and disagreements that occur between the members who just so happen to hate each other's faves since half of the members are multis.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Leo and Aki won't stop spamming Lana lyrics in Oomfs I Wanna Marry Groupchat"
Person 2: "Because of them I'm literally starting to hate lana..."

Example 2:
Person 1: "Oiwmgc members are fighting again today, I can't believe this..."
Person 2: "Oh, it must be Azure, Leo, or Bobo...We are tired."

Example 3:
Person 1: "Someone PLEASE tell Moon and Maryam to stop asking for payola."

Example 4:
Person 1: "Azure just said he changed his stanlist... AGAIN."
Person 2: "His arianator phase will only last 2 weeks I think. His jensetter, carat, and nctzen phases didn't last long💀"

by oiwmgc January 18, 2022