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whale porn

The display of sexual intercourse between two fat mammals.
Waddup pal, I found some crazy whale porn gangbang, 3 obese niggers pounding a 500 lbs milf.

While whale watching we observed the penetration of a female humpback whale by the 9 feet penis of an male orca. Best life whale porn ever !
by MadPounder August 12, 2017
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whale in the pond

If someone who is too big and not appreciated.
Hey jack you that America is too small to fill trumps ego he’s like a whale in the pond.
Jack: fuck off
by Hazel cloud May 30, 2021
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Whale Watching

When you can see each sperm cell directly in front of your eyes from a facial.
"Bruh, me and my girl went Whale watching yesterday!" "You AND your girl?!"
by Cold Hot Tub water January 22, 2019
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whale spooch

A large amount semen ejaculated on a woman's face.
Man last night my girlfriend let me whale spooch her face.
by z-cok masta December 14, 2010
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Whales

A drug term used for scales
I want that on whales no unders
by JD Warrior March 8, 2020
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Whale

A person who consistently spends large amounts of money on games, especially on gacha games or mmorpg's.
F2P: He's such a whale, he has the (insert rare item)

Whale: I'm not a whale
by Halcyon#0003 February 14, 2020
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whale wank

A person that has a large ego and compensates with his whale cock.
E.g- This guy is such a whale wank!
by USS.ARIZONA HELLCAT March 5, 2017
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