by anonymous May 2, 2022
Get the Turd Tong mug.Somebody with good intentions that engages in "piece of shit" like activities, despite the fact that they're genuinely a good person;
Which one of you turd nuggets drank my last god damn beer?
" " fucked my old lady.....again?
" " plugged up my toilet?
" " pissed in the kitchen sink?
" " fucked my old lady.....again?
" " plugged up my toilet?
" " pissed in the kitchen sink?
by RWD+TKJ=AWESOME July 10, 2017
Get the Turd nugget mug.A word used to tell someone they are as ugly as a baby and a good word for when your angry at someone.
Often used in sentences like:
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by Mars_:) June 23, 2022
Get the Turd face mug.Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.
Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.
by Smooax September 4, 2020
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Get the Turd-Head mug.That thing that alot of people consider to be their lower colon/lower intestines, when in reality its true name is your turd holster.
by The mad fapper September 3, 2013
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