Definitions by Illicitrampage
plug turd
The often disregarded fecal matter that morphs from a once gelatinous substance to a hard, concrete like formation that stops previously liquidized fecal excrement in it's tracks, whereas no further deposition of excremental matter may occur henceforth. (See "poop plug.")
Dangit Johnny! If you don't hurry up I'll surely soil myself! My plug turd is nearing it's expulsion!
plug turd by Illicitrampage August 1, 2019
British Bun Toaster
When the local fish and chips vendor accidentally spills his fish grease on your dairy aire, proceeding to give your cheeks a nice toasting.
British Bun Toaster by Illicitrampage March 2, 2018