turd scrambler

Turd Scrambler: One who scrambles the turds inside another's anus with either their penis, tongue, finger or any size appropriate foreign object. Generally, an affectionate term; though it can also be used in a derogatory fashion.
Example A) - "That girl who tossed my salad last night had the tongue of an angel. She was the greatest turd scrambler I've ever come in contact with."

Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."
by Milford J Ramos December 18, 2013
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Turd holster

That thing that alot of people consider to be their lower colon/lower intestines, when in reality its true name is your turd holster.
Man you got to pull over before my "turd holster" springs a leak.

My "turd holster" is fully loaded.
by The mad fapper July 31, 2013
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Turd puff

What you think is a turd, is rather nothing more than just a fart.
Damn Brittany, I thought I had to poop but it just ended up being a turd puff!
by Dmcgraw25 April 25, 2017
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Baking a turd

When you have to poop but decide to hold it in for awhile to get the most out of it when you shit.
Bro, do you wanna stop to go take a shit?

No. Im baking a turd right now.
by Summer coldness May 25, 2019
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Turd Island

A place of absolute bliss, an oasis if you will…Usually smells like rotten eggs and gas station subs. Only the coolest of the cool can visit here.
The waiting list to get into Turd Island is very long
by Butterscotch daddy July 07, 2022
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Turd Black

The ugliest, darkest color of turd.
Mike: Dude is it ok if my shit is turd is turd black?
George: Hell no dude you need to get that checked by a doctor.
by blackshitz October 04, 2012
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Turd Stick

Black penis, especially when a black penis is inserted into a white vagina, it looks like the white lady is pooping out of her vag. The thicker the black dick, the bigger the turd.
Person A: "Seen the latest Blacked video?"
Person B: "Nah I don't watch turd sticks, looks like poop every time."
by Whites Are Gapes April 19, 2019
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