Turd Scrambler: One who scrambles the turds inside another's anus with either their penis, tongue, finger or any size appropriate foreign object. Generally, an affectionate term; though it can also be used in a derogatory fashion.
Example A) - "That girl who tossed my salad last night had the tongue of an angel. She was the greatest turd scrambler I've ever come in contact with."
Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."
Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."
by Milford J Ramos December 18, 2013
That thing that alot of people consider to be their lower colon/lower intestines, when in reality its true name is your turd holster.
by The mad fapper July 31, 2013
by Dmcgraw25 April 25, 2017
by Summer coldness May 25, 2019
A place of absolute bliss, an oasis if you will…Usually smells like rotten eggs and gas station subs. Only the coolest of the cool can visit here.
by Butterscotch daddy July 07, 2022
Mike: Dude is it ok if my shit is turd is turd black?
George: Hell no dude you need to get that checked by a doctor.
George: Hell no dude you need to get that checked by a doctor.
by blackshitz October 04, 2012
Black penis, especially when a black penis is inserted into a white vagina, it looks like the white lady is pooping out of her vag. The thicker the black dick, the bigger the turd.
Person A: "Seen the latest Blacked video?"
Person B: "Nah I don't watch turd sticks, looks like poop every time."
Person B: "Nah I don't watch turd sticks, looks like poop every time."
by Whites Are Gapes April 19, 2019