In the context of an online dating profile this means a guy with a thumb sized penis that masturbates constantly
by Lzeb October 2, 2019
Get the World Champion Thumb Wrestler mug.A useful appendage, like a tool, but whereas a tool can be used by anyone, a thumb is dedicated to the use of one person or group. Someone and something that is not only broken, but effectively dead without them. Examples: Op-ed columnists with careers so narrow they would be on food stamps without their special interest groups, third-tier politicians that have jumped off the deep-end with crazy but have been appointed to a position by one better at hiding it, nazis, tankies, actual thumbs.
by qutoh July 26, 2019
Get the Thumb mug.When you have your thumb facing up on the couch trying to hit a bullseye on your wife's backdoor as she sits down and misses the hole and jams it bad.
by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) September 12, 2022
Get the sore thumb mug.An adjective used to describe a person who just can't wait to shoot every friend they have on social media with a text or post or snap or story or message or photo or life experience or etc etc etc.
by FEugazi July 12, 2018
Get the thumb happy mug.To like posts, pics, shares,...etc in an excessive manner. A person who spends way too much time on Facebook liking everything, to the point of ridiculousness.
by demoniablo July 30, 2015
Get the Throwing Thumbs mug.An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.
“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”
by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022
Get the Thumbing my nuts mug.When you’re born without thumbs, so the doctors use a deceased bodies big toes to supplement your missing thumbs.
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