Australian Cone Pipe

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024
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The Pipe Slam

A move used in sex, where the man slams his dick onto the female's face. This is normaly done at a full erection.
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German steam pipe

The act of heating up a dildo in the oven then shoving up your ass
"Yah, my ass is real sore after giving myself a german steam pipe"
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come pipe me

come pipe me daddy
by big bang gang January 16, 2020
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Leaky pipe

A penis leaking discharge from having an erection or right after ejaculation
She loves to watch me as she sucks on my leaky pipe

Hahaha damn that’s fucked up
by Taking candy from a baby July 23, 2020
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Sleep through the pipe

To have sexual intercourse with a male
Dude 1:yo did you see that chick?
Dude 2:yeah dude what about her?
Dude 1:she's gonna sleep through the pipe
Dude 2:nice one
by Pseudônimo October 29, 2020
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Polly Pipe

Slang term for the Northbridge Traffic Tunnel in Perth, Western Australia. Carries the Graham Farmer Freeway, Named after West Australian footballer Graham "Polly" Farmer. Polly Pipe can also refer to black plastic pipe and is a play on words.
Boss: You're late again.

Employee: Sorry, the Polly Pipe was really busy this morning.
by Jay-Dee-2991 February 19, 2018
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