Dirty Pinwheel

Squirting feces and projectile vomit simultaneously while urgently looking for a toilet.

After all those street tacos and tequila that old gringo turned in to a Dirty Pinwheel on the way to the bathroom.

by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019

dirty airpump

Put a straw in the end of a bike pump, insert it into your rectum and pump it until you feel like you need to fart, then inject 100ml of cow seamen into your but hole, and fart it into your soulmates face.

You: Honey i need to fart come quick.

Soul mate:( as she turns ) BANG ! ( wipes face ) What was that ?

You: ohh just your everyday dirty airpump :)

Soul mate: hmm it has a different taste today, what was the special ingredient ?

You: Nothing to strange just some cow seamen.

by jakoel May 13, 2011

Dirty Meribel

When a freaky hot girl wakes you up during a midnight thunderstorm and makes you masturbate with her in front of an open window.

I stayed overnight with a girl I met online and about 2am when it started to storm she woke me up, opened the curtains and asked for a dirty Meribel.

by RareBearU June 21, 2020

Dirty Loozanne

The act of performing anal sex on a girl while giveing her a swirly. Optional hand stand position but step ladder must be used

I got the wettest Dirty Loozanne in the bathroom today.

by Skatapeen December 16, 2008

dirty switzer

When you finger a strippers asshole and then proceeded to wipe the fecal matter on your friends face!

We were at The Rhino when Robert was fingering Cinnamon's sphincter, when he all of a sudden wiped it on Kevin's upper lip. The Dirty Switzer

by drunkinpublic October 9, 2016

Dirty Nikolai

A small man or child that poops in a glass and puts a dent in the turd with their tiny penis.

I’m going to DIRTY NIKOLAI Joshes porch.

by Thedurdyturdtickler April 5, 2022

Dirty Dubstepper

A dirty dubstepper may refer to
a. tone deaf meathead mutants who frequent electronic shows for drugs and dubsluts

b. fuckin kids who search the crowd for drugs in their florescent get ups
c. that couple in front of you at the show who keeps falling back on you because they're so fucked up they don't even know where they are

Dirty Dubstepper: Bro! You got any rolls?
Hippie: No. Put your shirt back on you fuckin' dirt.

Dirty Dubstepper: Bro! Look at that sexy ass bitch!
Hippie: Yeah she's pobably pushin 16, you fuckin dirt.

Dirty Dubstepper: Bro! I cross trained for three hours before the show, I'm so loose right now its crazy!
Hippie: Get. The fuck. Away from me. You dirty ass dubsteper.

by WhoDough February 4, 2012