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Brandon

A guy with a massive cock that’ll make your insides hurt but I’m the best way.
Friend 1: Howd that date go last night?
Friend 2: he’s a total Brandon. I can barely walk today.
by Jdedsfj September 17, 2023
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Brandon

Not just a name, a "Brandon" is the act of trying to convince a child to have intimate relations with you.
by Raton00 December 22, 2021
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brandon

the word brandon is used to bully people, it is not a nice word at all. if you say this word to someone they may get demons inside their head
Me: haha u mom big gay

friend: NO SHE ISNT! YOU ARE A BRANDON
me: AREHEHEHEHEHWHSNA THE DEMONSSSSS
by YOURLOCALTRXSHBUG July 29, 2022
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brandon payne

He is such a brandon Payne
by badbitch4200025 September 17, 2016
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Brandon Fayard

A person who Lives in Brooksville,
quiet,shy,

probably playing Apex Legends, RD2, Brawlhalla
Known associates would most likely be
Kyle, Daniel, Zach, Richard, Gage

Been following this subject for a while, videos he watches etc, Daniel Duncan
Follow their Tik Tok acct

general confused about his place in the world
Brandon Fayard doesnt know that we are always watching, from the skies, to on deliveries, to when hes home sleeping
a watchful eye.
by Jotnar the god June 16, 2021
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brandon bills$

Brandon Bills$ Is someone who will protect his family at all cost! Aka YOUR COST because he will sue the pants off of you especially if you embarrass him. He is one of those dudes that would show up to a bowling alley with boxing gloves instead of bowling shoes. He’s much like Leroy brown. When Brandon walks into a room his presence is so threatening, the entire room will jump him.
Julio: “Aye man, they are tossing some dude by the hair on the slippery lanes like he a bowling bowl!“

Lawyer: I wonder if they will be paying in cash, credit, or Brandon Bills$
by Holdmeclose February 24, 2022
mugGet the brandon bills$mug.

Brandon

Gamer and he likes boys. He eats poop and drinks pee. He is very silly
Oh look it’s Brandon eating poop!
by o-doggydog December 25, 2021
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