It was interesting how someone that loved to see aging buildings they called eyesores and didn't hold sacred (or aging people, plants, or animals for that matter) was quick to talk about overlooked stones (usually in reference to themself and how necessary they are) in a foundation.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
Get the Stonesmug. A sex position where a larger partner picks up a shorter partner while the shorter partner is facing away and does them from behind while the shorter partner's feet are dangling in the air. The action looks very similar to when one is loading an atlas stone in a strongman event, hence the name. Bonus points if you use tacky to secure the smaller partner.
Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone
Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone
"If thing go well, we're going to be doing more atlas stoning after the contest."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."
"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."
"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."
by TheKiltedOne October 8, 2025
Get the Atlas Stoningmug. Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.
I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.
by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025
Get the Kidney Stonedmug. A mysterious and semi-omnipotent force associated with NACHA outages and Cassandra-like predictions of payment processing failures caused by clearly Shit code and carebear levels of process fuckery. Possesses very European nipples, sexy but angry accent and devoutly non traditional pubic hair placement
For the love of god, get me a gin and tonic, Stone Mountain Nora and some Snapple scented non-flammable lube.
by PickledickJones November 12, 2021
Get the Stone Mountain Noramug. Adrenaline Stoned can be best explained as a feeling of so much adrenaline, so much that it can not be explained as "adrenaline high"
by BabyDragoSlayer243 May 26, 2016
Get the Adrenaline Stonedmug. Damn, she was goving me the Dyson sloppy 4000 when I passed a Rolling Stone the size of an asteroid.
by sicha_beast August 11, 2022
Get the Rolling Stonemug. 