Joe Dirt

When you smoke a joint, blunt, cigarettes, etc...
All the way through, with out ashing it.

“So you gonna ash that before you pass it?”

“Nah, gonna joe dirt this bitch”

by Fgod June 9, 2018

dirt chow mein

one of those people who dictates evilly while participating in school activities

yo dirt chow mein changed my stuff

by fuzzynipples February 21, 2008

Dirt Muppet

Racial slur for Ewok's of the Star Wars Universe.

"Is it really genocide if they're just a bunch of screeching dirt muppets?"

by The Future Resident February 13, 2021

bubblegum covered in dirt

basically means the same thing as dirty mouth

stop speaking like you have bubblegum covered in dirt in your mouth

by creatoro December 27, 2021

Dirt Box

When a dick head has nothing better to do then walk around town in speedos.

When TAFE isn't working out for you and your dad is refusing to return your texts, by exposing your Dirt Box to the entire world in some weird desperate attempt to get strangers to give you money by showing off your body to pay for your credit card and Botox.

by mrlister22 September 25, 2018

dirt bridge

To have a bowel movement of the solid variety.

Aaron: I can’t talk right now, building a dirt bridge.
James: Can you stop playing Minecraft for just one second?
Aaron: No, I am taking a hefty shit right now, please hold.

by Verakk December 17, 2019

Dirt neck

The useless and often lazy idiots on a construction site who don't have the sense to build or do a skilled trade so they just run machinery like skid steers or excavators.

These dirt necks don't know how to dig to grade, now our concrete will be poured to the wrong elevation!

by Rattlesnakejake June 6, 2023