When hit by a 'suicide bum', you are experiencing explosive diarrhea.
One is able to become the victim of a suicide bum and shit him-/herself at an extraordinarily inconvenient moment.
One is able to become the victim of a suicide bum and shit him-/herself at an extraordinarily inconvenient moment.
So there I was, surrounded by the hottest girls in the world and I was hit by a suicide bum. They'll never talk to me again - with good reason.
Sorry I couldn't go last night, I was hit by a suicide bum.
Please don't come over, I'm about to suicide bum my apartment.
Sorry I couldn't go last night, I was hit by a suicide bum.
Please don't come over, I'm about to suicide bum my apartment.
by Comadog November 12, 2015
Get the Suicide bum mug.The act of taking one's own life, or in other words killing oneself. This is often caused by severe depression or other mental illnesses. Unfortunately, suicide is at an all-time high among teenagers, and many have attempted the act, most of them succeeding. Although it is highly discouraged, the sad truth is that many are unable to reason with those that contemplate said act.
Many people have gone through this, and you are not alone. Please, please do whatever you can to reach out to any kind of professional help. If you can't speak to a professional for whatever reason need be, please contact the folks at Samaritans.org whom are a charity about suicide prevention. You can call, text, or email them, and an unpaid volunteer is ready to talk and listen. Just in case, please distance yourself from anything you could potentially use to harm yourself. You can get through this, you just have to keep going. Don't give up. You got this.
by Exar_ May 1, 2023
Get the Suicide mug.An objective, according to everyone but yourself, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.
if someone you trust tells you are committing business-suicide, please don't deny that you may not have enough capitalism acumen to successfully run a business.
by Sexydimma April 10, 2015
Get the business-suicide mug.When you (a dad) has his kids for the weekend and takes them back to their mums on Sunday night leaving him feeling lonely, sad and without purpose.
“The weekend has been awesome spent time with my kids now I’ve taken them back to the nut-job it’s suicide Sunday for me”
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Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending
by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022
Get the candy coated suicide mug.when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
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