rug rage

1. The state of being upset by or angry at a woven floor covering. 2. An act of semi violent & frustrated masterbaition that can only be practiced by female have humans.

I'm so angry with my recent rug purchase that I'm suffering a severe case of rug rage. It's been so long between sexual partners that i think I might just go home and rug rage.

by RugRager March 14, 2015

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bucky rage

A state of drunken aggression as a result of consuming vast amounts of Buckfast Tonic Wine.

"Here, what the fuck did ye skelp that lawdy fur?"

"Ah dae kin mate, ah had the bucky rage, eh."

by EastFife May 4, 2008

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pony rage

When you are riding a pony or horse and you cut other riders off, go too quickly, turn to sharply and ride like you are totally mad.

Me and my pony gallop round like me have pony rage.

by isufferfromponyrage August 22, 2011

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The totally over the top and crazy reaction normally calm children have when they can't fit the Lego together perfectly, or if someone touches their Lego.

Handle Lego-rage with care for any attempt to calm the child in question will result in you being the target of the rage, no longer the Lego itself.

Bob was playing so nicely at playschool then the Lego-rage hit and chaos followed. So embarrassing as headless Lego men were thrown at the staff.

by ThatGeekyMum September 23, 2014

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Stoplight rage

The indescribable frustration felt waiting an eternity for the stop light to turn green at an intersection. Further exacerbated by thinking your light is changing and you start to go, only to be still red and the other lane starts turning. And you feel like an asshole sitting partially out in the intersection with a 40% chance of being T-boned.

Stoplight rage is a leading cause of high blood pressure in middle aged guys in mustangs.

by Grant Rampus August 8, 2016

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Raging drunk

A drunk person who easily gets riled up and becomes verbally and physically hostile.

Mom: What happened? Why do you sound so upset?
Daughter: My raging drunk of a husband started fighting with me in front of the children again. The neighbours had to come to break it up.
Mom: That piece of shit! I'm coming there along with your dad to talk to him. You take care of yourself and the children.

by TheGreatFailure September 19, 2016

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