peanut tree

MY BITCH WHO THINKS THAT PEANUTS DONT GROW ON SOME MF TREES SO THATS HER NAME NOW
person in history class: i dont think that peanuts grow on tree??
me: yes they do you peanut tree
by itsyagirlalyssa May 8, 2018
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Peanut Butter Farkle

The act of putting peanut butter on one's genitalia in order to have an animal give you oral sex.
Dude you really need to stop with the Peanut Butter Farkle!
by Firestorm108 August 5, 2010
mugGet the Peanut Butter Farklemug.

Peanut

Someone who fucking sucks and ruins chat anytime they talk
by Iskaldcommie February 19, 2021
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Peanut Butter Blaster

When you are having anal sex and the woman has diarrhea.
I had to take a shower after giving her the peanut butter blaster.
by Sithlordo66 May 20, 2023
mugGet the Peanut Butter Blastermug.

Peanut Penis

A sexual fetish in which one or more people cram peanuts into their penis, preferably through the urethra.

This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.
Yo dude! I just tried Peanut Penis when I was horny last night, it really hurt, but it felt good too.
by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024
mugGet the Peanut Penismug.

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