bake

its something you have to say in the Starbucks drive thru when they don't have anything

Customer: "hi, my order was the large latte"
Worker: "bake."

by poosayjayna April 22, 2024

bake and drive

Driving while high as fuck on marijuana.

Do not bake and drive.

by Coloredcats June 1, 2018

someone’s baking cookies

secret, yet intense, masturbation

ben left the group call. someone’s baking cookies!

by nicholas is in a cage June 6, 2020

baked chalk feet

reeeeally crusty feet....
like i mean really crusty. includes toenails too

"Yesterday, I went to the mall. I saw Amy, buying new sandals, with her baked chalk feet out in the open!"

by big ol mess January 21, 2023

Twice Baked

Person who fries their brain through heavy drug use, gives them up and becomes a born again Christian.

Tiffany, once a heavy meth user, lost a large share of her mental capacity for self control, reason, empathy, and logic. Substituting the chemical high of meth in lieu of extreme religious views and being "high on God", her brain is now Twice Baked.

by mrb200 July 13, 2015

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

scottish baked pie

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious

mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks

by JellybeanStupido July 5, 2016