Penis

U looked up penis in the urban dictionary. Really nigga?

You should know what a penis is

by casportsfan June 06, 2016

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Penis

the meat between your leg

my penis is humongo

by pusyslayer May 11, 2020

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Impacted Penis

When you plan on being out sick and you have one of those bosses that always wants to know what's wrong. Guaranteed that they will never ask again. Not sure what it is, but it sounds painful.

I'm not gonna make it to work today, I'm sick.
What's wrong?

I have an Impacted Penis.

by dysangel March 08, 2009

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Penis Colada

Any drink that has been urinated in, ejaculated in, or had a penis inserted into it.

This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.

Remember, you can turn any of your enemies (or friends) drinks into a Penis Colada.

I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!

by RBurton May 17, 2009

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