mountain dew and hot pockets

mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of

Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.

Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.

There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.

Hi my name is matthew and I like

mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.

Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.

Capri sun also works

by Blu_leef January 28, 2024

mountain range

A bunch of pimples lined up on someones face that looks like the Himalayas. When someone has a mountain range means they probably sweat a lot during activities or don't shower at all.

Dude people might brag about climbing Mount Everest but they'll never climb that mountain range on Dustin's face.

by dbl07 December 21, 2016

A blue mountain state

When someone on your sports team has a hot sister so you all bang her for good luck

Luke: have you seen Marko's sister

Tony: no why
Luke: i heard the basketball team pulled A blue mountain state on her

Tony:that must have been a long and hard night

by DirtyDan40 November 20, 2016

Brokeback Mountain

The greatest LGBT Movie of all time!!

Have you ever watched Brokeback Mountain? Yes, the movie is the greatest LGBT Movie ever created!

by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022

Beaver Mountain

A very puffy pussy

That fat bitch had one hell of a beaver mountain.

by richard_harry February 25, 2022

Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone Cowboy on top, balls deep in the peak

Cowboys Fan 1: Ahhh man, we choked in the play-offs again.

Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.

Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain

by anonymous December 17, 2023

Fountain Mountain

A bowl movement (typically indicating gastrointestinal distress) as a result of eating at NC State University's Fountain Dining Hall

I won't be in class tonight; I have to drop a Fountain Mountain.

by Wolfpack0811 August 14, 2018