Mexican sauna

Port-O-John on a shitty roadside job.

Where is Pedro?" "He's in the Mexican Sauna.

by hunterhansen April 28, 2011

Mexican Thunderbutt

When you drink the water in Mexico and end up with bloody diarrhea for a week.

Jorge thought his case of Mexican Thunderbutt was the worst by-product of his bachelor party in Tijuana. If not for the Mexican Strikeout, perhaps he would have also remembered the crabs he got from a dirty Mexican hooker.

by KelleyRoss August 18, 2009

mexican kitten

when one sticks thier tounge in anothers butt hole and repeatedly rolls it

Dood, i gave cynthia a mexican kitten last night and she loved it...but my tounge tastes like poop

by boob da qooq January 26, 2010

Mexican Sonagram

When a pregnant woman lays on her back and a man titty fucks her with his penis facing her feet. upon climax the man aims his load at her stomach, once it hits he gets up and rubs his penis in the mess on her stomach.

guy 1: So your wife is in her 3rd trimester now, has she gotten angry and hormonal with you at all?

guy 2: Yes, if fact at times its so bad the only way I can defend myself is my threatening her with a Mexican Sonagram.

by Jim Schmeckshner December 3, 2009

Mexican Rewipe

Having to rewipe you ass after taking a crap some time ago.

person #1: Man! my ass is feeling greasy from taking a crap 4 hours ago! Person #2: Dude, really!? sounds like you could use a Mexican Rewipe!

by BigTr September 12, 2010

mexican misfire

the act of a mexican-american male having sex with a female then finishing on her chest, but completely missing.

Hey Pablo, how did you mexican misfire those DDs?

by LeonPhelps234 May 13, 2010

Mexican Sacktap

A hypothetical situation in which a large ring of gay men engaging in anal sex perform Newton's balls, creating a chain reaction that, with a little effort, can continue indefinitely around the circle like a Mexican Wave around a sporting field. There are no recorded occurrences of this.

'I started a Mexican Sacktap but it didn't make it around the circle because Bastian wasn't thrusting in time.'

by Authur C. Commons April 20, 2008