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Matthew owens

A kid who loves people that look like a grinch and has a penis that is the size of a fingernail .
by big testicles that are black December 9, 2019
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Matthew

That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget
Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew

Dude: ok fine I won’t
by :D)) April 6, 2022
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matthew minassian

They’re such a Matthew Minassian
by ih8matthewminassian April 2, 2018
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Matthew fagtard

A Matthew fagtard is a fat queer that u can usually find near ur local Walmart beating up the black race in the streets with his fat ass cheeks he’s usually catching those vicroys in basketball he has the best duo partner in on the block Lebron curry and he tends to hit those fat jigs behind the 3
Yo look at that Matthew fagtard he do be catching those vicroys tho and look at that fat jig rip he just took omg
by Randalltheheroinaddict January 13, 2020
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Jayden Marly Matthews

The #1 Ice Spice fan. He does the ice spice when ever he wants, and doesn't care where he is.
He listens to drill so much that his ears is finna get drilled by Kay Flock.
He also punches everything in his way, and doesn't like to be called names.
He has anger issues and does the Iec Spice to control them.
he also loves PPcocaine.
Someone: Hi Jayden Marly Matthews
Jayden Marly Matthews: *Does Ice Spice Cutely*
by Ice Spice = Bae May 2, 2023
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Matthew

Matthew is a funny, not so intelligent person. He may be on the skinnier side, but who cares? Some say he is a simp, I say he has rizz. if you ever meet a matthew, take care of him.
My Matthew is such a bitch!
I love my matthew.
by lilrenkx November 15, 2023
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matthew louis

a man who suffers large traces of dumb. eats furballs for breakfast lunch and dinner
the kid is acting like a matthew louis
by jeffe jones April 20, 2018
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