May 22

National make out with your crush in a closet at your friends birthday party day

ITS MAY 22 BRO! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSSSS

by Cybercattocora June 9, 2022

May 24

The day a strong, kind, and hot af person was born. They are the most loyal person you will ever meet, and they will never lie to you. You better know how incredibly lucky you are to have someone born on this day in your life, and better treat them like a fucking god because it doesn't get much better than them.

person #1: Happy birthday!
person #2: Thanks!
person #3: wait, your birthday is may 24th? wow, no wonder I like you so much, we should go out sometime!
person #2: no way, I am dating (insert person #1 name here) and I would never cheat on them, it's nice to meet you though.
person #1: I am so lucky to have you (insert person #2 name here)!

by The favorite <3 June 24, 2022

May 26

Congrats cuz if your born in this day you are born on the same day Gurt’s girls from Despicable Me dance recital was on.

Person one: Did you know Gurt’s girls dance thing was on May 26??
Person two: Really???
Person one: Yeah I saw it in the movie!

by Coffee=PowerDrug June 29, 2022

May 24

The fu*k off day

Oh may 24

by Diskinis September 3, 2022

May 5

This is a day where you prank your teacher. 😻🦶

person 1: is may 5, let’s think of a prank!
person 2: *whisper the idea*

person 1 & person 2: now let’s wait the perfect time to prank! 😝😇

by Soobin Dolphin April 24, 2022

May 9th

National Him A Booty Pic Day

Make his day with a booty pic :)

Omg it’s May 9th, I have to send him a booty pic

by mxj April 28, 2022

MAY 2

may 2 is the day the booty burner goes on a rampage and mell cant get mad at me and marquan get get mad at me

hey its may 2 the booty burner is gunna come out and slap ur ass u better run

by booty burner April 29, 2022