keric lickerman

the biggest baddest motherfucker that ever walked the earth witha babies arm swingin past his knees.

" did you see that keric lickerman? that guy looked like the hulk, hung like a horse"

by billy paterson November 23, 2009

Flap Lacker

A Flap Lacker is someone who performs the art of Flap Lacking.Flap lacking originated in England in the middle ages,when King Henry The 8th smoked too much 'cabbage of the mountain' and mistook one of his Exotic Dancers for a life size porcelain bong statues.

Terrified the dancer did nothing,while The King proceeded to 'take a hit' from her ass.

Flap Lacking
Lips are placed over the rectal orifice while the right hand is placed over the sausage wallet and is gently released and applied as a 'clutch' from a bong..enjoy ensuing head rush..

That guys breath smells horrible like he was Flap Lacking or something

Guy: did u fart? Other Guy: no I was Flap Lacking your mom last night

The Dirty Sanchez has nothing on Flap Lacking

Guy:Being a Flap Lacker is a bizarre fetish don't you think?

Girl: What's that?
Guy: Check urban dictionary..ha ha

by Markael Bishnard December 15, 2011

Harry Lockett

Half of the famous Lockett twins, similar to the barbarian brothers of the 1980's but a modern version. Known for their work in all areas of entertainment including acting and professional wrestling. Also recognized in the bodybuilding industry.

Ooo I see Harry Lockett is in another movie!

Who is cooler Matt or Harry Lockett?

by Randomfacts101 August 8, 2016

love locked

Locked in chastity device by mistress,etc.

Poor cuckold husband is now love locked by his hot wife.

by lovelocked February 25, 2017

Window Licker

For someone to act depressed while having tons of money at the same time. Also associated with the inability to control anger or emotions and falling in love too quickly with strangers.

"Idk man i really like her shes so nice"
"dude you met her last night stop being a window licker"

by jakson griff February 1, 2018

window-licker

window-licker

A person who is fully entrenched in their opinion, yet unable to find, analyze, or digest data. Brain activity minimul when digesting insane ideas in isolation. Native to the Covid era US, usually feeling most comfortable roaming the web for conspiracy theories to regurgitate. Sources of influence include Fox News, Alex Jones, and other far right influencers. Ranting is kept to minimum when no window is near. Windows, more specifically licking windows provides energy. Neurological scientific studies have shown window-lickers to have the brain activity and capacity of a retarded nutria.

Dude, I forgot my mask when I went to 7-11 so I put my shirt over my face. Got my shit and on the way out the girl who'd just cashed me mumbled while making awkward tweaker motions, "It's ok, I don't mind, its cool...oh its ok... you know. I don't mind, you can just use.. ya know, use your shirt." Confused with a smirk I walked out saying "ok cool." What the fuck bro! I can't tell if she was serious or another fucking window-licker jockin my style.

God damn, 9/11 wasn't done by the US government stop spreading that shit you fuckin' window-licker, . They did use it, what politician doesn't use everything to advance themselves.

by antivi (anti-villian) August 17, 2020

Gary Faye Locke

the Commerce Minister of Obama's goverment;a Chinese American who graduated from Yale and Boston University and made his way to the top by hard studying and working;a romantic man who rent a helicopter flying up around his girlfriend Mona's house to show his love with a banner wrote with words"Mona I love you";a lawyer;a politician who used to be the governor of State Washington for 8 years from 1997 to 2005.

Barack Obama says,"Gary Faye Locke served as the best candidate for this job."

by CH2M May 3, 2009